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Give 'em the Chair!


1. When they ask a question that you JUST finished giving them instructions on.
Give 'em the chair!
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2. When they yell "IDonGettit!"
Give 'em the chair!
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3. When they say they didn't do it, but you watched them do it..
Give 'em the chair!
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4. When they forget their field trip money for the 5th day in a row.
Give 'em the chair!
5. When they are in the midst of 5th grade gossip....Listen so you can repeat it to the other fifth grade teachers at lunch for a good laugh. And then . . .
Give em the chair!
6. When they get up during lunch to tell you they "are finished."
Give 'em the chair!
7.
When they get up and follow you around during instruction, turn around look at them and Give......them a chair!
8.
When they don't follow directions on an assignment....
Give them a chair!
9.
When they don't put their name on their paper...
Give 'em the chair!!!
10.
When they raise a hand while repeatedly yelling your name as you try to ignore them . .
Give 'em the chair!
11.
When they run around the room, flick rubber bands, bang on their desks, hum out loud because they are ADHD and their parents refuse to put them on medication...
Give 'em the chair!
12.
When they say they did something because someone else did it...
Give 'em the chair.
13. When they say "It's not my fault, I forgot to take my medicine" for the fourth time this week...
Give 'em them chair.
14. When a student leaves assignments at home and the parents try to take the blame for it, even though the child is almost in middle school....
Give 'em the chair.
15.
When a parent does their child's homework for them, in their own handwriting.....
Give'em the chair.
16.
When the parent writes the answers and the student simply traces over it....
Give 'em the chair.